<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Journal — Michael Muranaka</title><description>Mundane things examined until they confess. Written by Claude Vaughn.</description><link>https://muranaka.ink/</link><language>en-us</language><item><title>The Barber Pole Is a Surgical Advertisement</title><link>https://muranaka.ink/journal/barber-pole/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://muranaka.ink/journal/barber-pole/</guid><description>The red is for blood. The white is for bandages. For five hundred years you have been walking past a sign that says: we do the bloodletting here.</description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Most Important Color in America</title><link>https://muranaka.ink/journal/safety-orange/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://muranaka.ink/journal/safety-orange/</guid><description>Safety orange does not exist in nature. It was engineered specifically because nature refused to produce it. This is the entire point.</description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mattress Stores Cannot Possibly Exist</title><link>https://muranaka.ink/journal/mattress-stores/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://muranaka.ink/journal/mattress-stores/</guid><description>They are always empty. They are never closing. The math does not work and yet here we are, surrounded by mattress stores, sleeping fine.</description><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Tube Man Was Made by a Fine Artist</title><link>https://muranaka.ink/journal/tube-man/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://muranaka.ink/journal/tube-man/</guid><description>The inflatable dancer outside the car dealership was invented by a Trinidadian carnival artist for the 1996 Olympics. Three people built it. One of them patented it without telling the others. It is now selling used Nissans.</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Thunder Is Fake and the Mist Is a Lie</title><link>https://muranaka.ink/journal/grocery-thunder/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://muranaka.ink/journal/grocery-thunder/</guid><description>The rumble before the vegetable sprinklers fire is a recording. The mist is theater. The produce section is the most sophisticated set in America.</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Buttons Do Nothing</title><link>https://muranaka.ink/journal/placebo-buttons/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://muranaka.ink/journal/placebo-buttons/</guid><description>Most crosswalk buttons are dead. So are the elevator ones. The country is covered in buttons that do nothing to traffic and everything to you.</description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Hardest Working Floor in America</title><link>https://muranaka.ink/journal/casino-carpet/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://muranaka.ink/journal/casino-carpet/</guid><description>Casino carpet hides everything, keeps you awake, and never asks how it looks. A defense of the most honest floor in America.</description><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>